Join the press corps and play Bad Libs,

a wacky word game of mass-media mockery!

 

1. Print out this page
2. Fill in the list with the appropriate words
3. Add the words in sequence to the news story below
     and create a (potentially) hilarious news article!

 


Kenya 'critical' to U.S. military

NAME _____________________________

PLACE ____________________________
 

PLURAL NOUN _____________________
 

NOUN _____________________________
 

ADJECTIVE ________________________
 

PLACE ____________________________
 

NAME _____________________________
 

NUMBER __________________________
 

VERB _____________________________


VERB ending in 'ing' __________________
 

NOUN _____________________________
 

ADJECTIVE ________________________
 

TYPE OF GOVERNMENT _____________
 

ADJECTIVE ________________________

 



Kenya 'critical' to U.S. military


By _______________, Washington Times

             (NAME)


January 7, 2008

 


     A destabilized Kenya would deprive the United States of one of its

 

 

staunchest allies in _____________, because Nairobi since September 11

                                       (PLACE)


has provided military bases, ___________________ and intelligence-

                                                     (PLURAL NOUN)


sharing to prevent al Qaeda from making inroads on the continent.



"For the eastern portion of Africa, Kenya is critical," said retired Marine



Lt. Gen. Michael DeLong, a former deputy commander of U.S. Central



Command, which oversees U.S. military operations on the Horn of Africa.


     "They are strategically located in the area bordering Somalia," he



said. "They were critical for us in Somalia in the early 1990s. Without



them, we could not have operated. They allowed us to use their _________

                                                                                                            (NOUN)


while we were conducting operations in and out of Somalia, and they still



allow us to use those bases today."


     A failed state in Kenya, as exists in Somalia, would erase "one of the



top friendly militaries to the United States in Africa," the ____________

                                                                                             (ADJECTIVE)


three-star general said.



     The prospect of a destabilized Kenya arose in recent weeks in the



aftermath of a contested Dec. 27 election that kept President Mwai Kibaki



in power. International observers reported ballot-counting irregularities.



Street violence broke out in the capital of Nairobi, killing more than 300.



"__________ is not peripheral to the struggle against terrorism," __________

    (PLACE)                                                                                            (NAME)


said. "Kenya has been a reliable partner."


     One of the Pentagon's first post-September 11 moves was to set up



the ____________-troop Combined Joint Task Force-Horn of Africa in the

         (NUMBER)


small nation of Djibouti on Somalia's northern border. It trains area



military and police forces in ____________ techniques. In one instance

                                                     (VERB)


last January, it launched an AC-130 gunship attack on suspected al Qaeda



terrorists in Somalia.



     President Bush in 2003 announced a $100 million aid program — the



East African Counterterrorism Initiative — for Kenya, as well as Djibouti,



Ethiopia, Eritrea and Tanzania. U.S. military and civilian officials began



_____________ in Kenya to teach basic operations to counter al Qaeda,

    (VERB +ing)


such as how to watch over the country's long Indian Ocean coastline and



how to find and disarm _________ bombs. Kenya had no official "watch list"

                                          (NOUN)


to weed out terrorism suspects traveling through the country's seaports



and airports. Now it does.



     Kenya has stood as a relatively ______________ democracy and free-

                                                              (ADJECTIVE)


market economy on a continent plagued by despots, disease and



violence. Mr. Kansteiner said Nairobi does more than help the U.S.



militarily. It promotes ______________ in surrounding nations and sponsors

                           (TYPE OF GOVERNMENT)


talks aimed at reconciliation among various warring factions in Somalia.



"They have been very attuned to private-sector growth," he said.



"They have done a good job of trying to reach out to the region and not



only make Kenya economically _______________, but also to integrate the

                                                         (ADJECTIVE)


region's economies and private sectors."
 


Bad Libs by Freydis, January 2008

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